LJ (from the back seat of the family wagon): How do you make people?
Dad: Uh... what do you mean?
LJ: How do you make people? How did you make me?
Dad: Uh... daddies and mommies make people.
LJ: YOU know how to make people!?!
Dad (proudly): Yep.
LJ: You mean you wanted me?
Dad: Yeah, of course.
LJ: But how did you do it?
Dad: It's a secret, I'll tell you when you're older.
LJ: NO, just tell me now! How did you get me into Mommy's belly?
Dad: Magic. I'll tell you when you're older.
LJ: OK, maybe when I'm 8 you can tell me.
Dad (wiping brow): Sounds good.